Daniel: "I was going to bring you breakfast in bed, but you got up."
Me: "Aww. Those eggs look so good!" And they were - filled with peppers and onions, and scrambled just the way I like them, along with pancakes and then some Raspberry Ice Crystal Light. As much as I enjoy plain water, I do like something different to drink once in a while.
Later, I thanked him for cleaning the frying pan immediately, so it would be easier for me to wash.
Me (relaxing on couch with a latched-on Rowan and "Big Bang Theory" on TV): "So, after I feed her, I'll do the dishes."
Daniel (from the kitchen): "What?"
Me: "I have to put last night's dishes away first."
Me: "You're ignoring me on purpose."
Me: "I SAID I NEED TO PUT THE CLEAN DISHES AWAY AND THEN I WILL WASH THE BREAKFAST DISHES."
Me: "YOU'RE IGNORING ME ON PURPOSE!"
Daniel: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY AND WASHING THE BREAKFAST DISHES!"
A few minutes later...
Daniel (coming out of kitchen): "OK, you can feed Avery his lunch now."
Me: "Sure, and you can change her diaper. She took a massive crap about 5 minutes ago, and then I heard another one just now. It should be impressive."
"I'll make Avery's lunch."
Hee hee hee.
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