Baby Talk

Daniel: "I was going to bring you breakfast in bed, but you got up."

Me: "Aww.  Those eggs look so good!"  And they were - filled with peppers and onions, and scrambled just the way I like them, along with pancakes and then some Raspberry Ice Crystal Light.  As much as I enjoy plain water, I do like something different to drink once in a while.

Later, I thanked him for cleaning the frying pan immediately, so it would be easier for me to wash.

Me (relaxing on couch with a latched-on Rowan and "Big Bang Theory" on TV): "So, after I feed her, I'll do the dishes."

Daniel (from the kitchen): "What?"

Me: "I have to put last night's dishes away first."

Daniel: "What?"

Me: "You're ignoring me on purpose."

Daniel: "What?"

Me: "I SAID I NEED TO PUT THE CLEAN DISHES AWAY AND THEN I WILL WASH THE BREAKFAST DISHES."

Daniel: "WHAT?"

Me: "YOU'RE IGNORING ME ON PURPOSE!"

Daniel: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU.  I'M PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY AND WASHING THE BREAKFAST DISHES!"

A few minutes later...

Daniel (coming out of kitchen): "OK, you can feed Avery his lunch now."

Me: "Sure, and you can change her diaper.  She took a massive crap about 5 minutes ago, and then I heard another one just now.  It should be impressive."

Daniel:   O.O
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"I'll make Avery's lunch."

Hee hee hee.

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